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Sunday, September 07, 2003

Grammar Lesson
Lesson One: Your vs. You're

Let's get this straight once and for all, you offensive conglomerate of illiterates.

Your - belonging to you, e.g. - Your ass is ignant and shit.

You're - contraction from You+are (standing for, ironically, "you are"), e.g. - You're an ignant ass.

If you're still confused, let me use examples from your earlier posts, now corrected.

  • damn, you're sexy

  • you suck you suck you suck you're fucked up

  • Discreet Encounter with Hot Hung Italian Deepthroat Swallower Will Swallow all your juice

  • You: looking for 200+ porn dvds, I want your dirty underwear. [barter]

    and for advanced posters only:

  • You're out of your mind.

Next week's lesson: Capitalization and Punctuation.