"'The Simple Life' (premiering -- at least for the time being -- at 8:30 p.m. on Dec. 2), Paris Hilton, hotel heiress, and Nicole Richie, 'Dancing on the Ceiling' heiress, pack their bags and head to rural Arkansas, where they'll stay for five weeks with the Ledings, a farming family in the small town of Altus. After a big party and send-off by Paris' mommy and daddy (again, what were they thinking? Are they not familiar with Fox, the network of chaotic evil?), Nicole and Paris jet off to a secret location ('Where the fuck are we?' Nicole asks repeatedly) and, upon landing, are forced to haul their massive bags into the back of an old pickup truck and drive themselves to the family's farm. "