a blog with cultural bulimia.

Sunday, November 09, 2003

Manhunt Weather Report

"Standards will be dropping sharply
after 2am, when an ugly front
will be sweeping in from the clubs.

Torrential drama may occur throughout
the mid-relationship zones.

Expect widely scattered pockets of sketchiness,
especially in Chelsea and Hells Kitchen.

Prepare for high gusts of attitude,
particularly above 59th street.

Ages reported to be in the high 20s
will be sharply higher in person.

Travelers Advisory:
Distance to his place in the outer
boroughs will be approximately
three times as far as he said.

Five Day Forecast:
Continued Regret."
via Joe. My. God. previous incarnation.