The Music: "Michael Soldier has stepped up to the mic with biting camp swagger to deliver his cautionary tail on PORN IS THE NEW BLACK. This punky, funky, rock-n-roll soundtrack single was written and performed by members of Soldier's band PEPPERSPRAY (incognito on screen as MACE) with music by band mate Peter Fogel and lyrics by the versatile star-fucker Soldier himself. The song also spawned raw material for much of the the soundtrack theme. PORN IS THE NEW BLACK had it's live performance debut recently when PEPPERSPRAY opened for Cher at San Francisco's Chronicle Pavilion. The band is a smash-hit live sensation and is currently developing material for a studio album. Here, quadruple-threat Soldier poses the musical question, 'Why is everybody shavin' their hootchie-coochie?' and commands you to 'Fuck what you're told!'
Celebrate the well-lubed Ups-n-Downs of life in the Industry with a theme song for the rest of us...
PORN IS THE NEW BLACK!"