"Q: Cut vs. uncut?
A: Uncut, of course. You have to ask?
Q: Is there such a thing as too small?
A: Possibly, but you'll probably have better luck talking a lady into embarking on A-levels if you're on the petite side. Vibrators are a sound investment.
Q: Is there such a thing as too big?
A: Only in certain positions. I had a long-term relationship with someone who was simultaneously porn-huge and the bend went the wrong way. Lube and patience, boys. Don't injure your woman.
Q: How long is too long?
A: Past the end of the appointment, in my case. When the juice runs out in anyone else's. Be sure to stop pounding for a second or two and check how your partner's getting on."
Guardian Unlimited: "The winner in The best written category however is
Belle de Jour, the diary of a London call girl. There's obviously a prurient and titillating element, but the quality of her writing took her blog well beyond that. Some judges were concerned it was a work of fiction, but even if it is, it remains an impressive piece of writing."
"So, just to clarify - I am Jewish (er, not religiously observant, obviously). I prefer uncut. Do we have a problem with this?
I mean, it was okay to be a working girl, but not so okay to like the goyim?"
