the end of ironing

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation:
You can go blind!

"Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. "

I asked a certain doctor (friend of mine, who has recently moved to bluer pastures) for his professional opinion on the subject and he answered: "true dat... why do you think i had to have lasik?"