Myth Vs. Reality: The Straight Man's Guide to Enjoying Gay Sex

#3 - It's Not Gay If You're Just Getting a BJ From a Guy
AMBIGUOUS.
Here we have a case with subtle distinctions - this can still be 100% straight if
A) he's paying you and
B) you need the money for hard drugs.
If you can afford the crack without the john's patronage, then you should admit that you are at least a little bit gay; it's ok.
Sit And Spin: December 2003