Leather Limericks

by Sarge8x6
Celebrating St.Patrick's Day AND The Black Party
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Flog9 planned it all in advance
This time he'd leave nothing to chance
He packed blindfolds, handcuffs and rope
But he should have brought soap
His trick, you see, was from France
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Two tall hairy cops from New York
Went to meet a hot piggy at Pork
Much to their distress
He walked in, in a dress
Just like that swan thing on Bjork
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Two guys at the Eagle discussed whether
It was tacky to wed wearing leather
Would the priest be in chaps?
Should they wear matching caps?
Could they drag their boy in on a tether?