but i digress

Fixing Nemo

• level v: love the name but would you eat in a place where you've had sleazy sex? dogs don't.




• Letter On Corpulence by William Banting, the first popular modern diet book was written by an undertaker. am i the only one that finds this funny?




• The US government is the opposite of 'The Sixth Sense.': They don't see any dead people.




• Paper of Record: you're it. Live with it.




• 'Matrix' co-creator ready for sex change: Larry Wachowski is working toward becoming "Linda," surgically and otherwise.




• word of the day: "Default, dear Brutus, long ago left the legal meaning of ''failure to perform an obligation'' to leap into computer lingo as ''the option selected by a computer when the user is too lazy to choose.'' Now it has hopped into the fashion world: ''Do you have a default outfit?'' asked Kate Novack of Sarah Jessica Parker in Time magazine. (Answer: a T-shirt or a black shift.) "