Dating tips from the animal kingdom
- Our good friends and co-evolutionaries Canis familiaris (the domestic dog) show that when in doubt which hole to aim for, thrust wildly. You are bound to land in something good.
- Shrimps' hearts are in their heads. Men have neither hearts nor heads.
- Dolphins engage in group sex. If those squeaky grey-skinned fisheaters can do it, so can you.
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