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Thursday, May 27, 2004

Dating tips from the animal kingdom

  1. Our good friends and co-evolutionaries Canis familiaris (the domestic dog) show that when in doubt which hole to aim for, thrust wildly. You are bound to land in something good.

  2. Shrimps' hearts are in their heads. Men have neither hearts nor heads.

  3. Dolphins engage in group sex. If those squeaky grey-skinned fisheaters can do it, so can you.

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