a blog with cultural bulimia.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004


One of your big challenges is that sometimes you actually like the idea of sex more than the actual act itself. You can talk some of the nastiest, wild shit ever uttered from the genital inspired part of the brain, but can you walk the walk? You should spend less time looking for interesting variations to stimulate your organs through the mind, chat rooms or the telephone and much more looking for the highest truth of who will be more than just a brother or sister for mental masturbatory escapades. If there is any sign that would benefit by searching for the one, it is you. Then you can menage-a-trois until your heart's content with your own twin selves.

Position/Sex Act of the Month: suck the sweat off of your lover's biceps before signing your autograph (or encouraging them to sign) in jism across their (your) chest.
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