Laws of attraction

"Attractiveness is mostly subjective, of course, and our Brazilian friend Felipe up there is a little bit too aware of his pulchritude, thereby making him less attractive.  That's why gay guys often pine after attractive straight guys: good-looking gay guys are usually much too aware of their beauty, and since this is not considered a masculine characteristic, they come across as vain, effete and unpleasant.  There is nothing more attractive than a good-looking straight guy who is friendly and totally unaware of how gorgeous he is."