"Babe, you're just a wave. You're not the water."

[Image by Claudio Edinger]

Where to put your blanket? How to negotiate a small city with no sidewalks, no streets, no property boundaries, when you can't even figure out whether the anxiety you feel is claustrophobia or agoraphobia? At times like this I long for an evidence-based approach to beach-blanket site acquisition and defense.

He obviously has never been to Ipanema.