Hamming.

My very thoughts, but expressed by fleshbot:
"The only thing pornier than the spread-eagled photo of US gymnast Paul Hamm on the front page of the New York Times today is the breathless twin-on-twin softcore porn slash prose in the accompanying article: "The reunion out of the way, the twins climbed into bed and shut the lights. For a long time, Paul Hamm laid motionless in the dark, still awestruck ...""