Miracaid.

"Seriously now, the root cause of this madness is a deeply religious society getting too rich for its own good. We now get the demand that medical care include unlimited opportunities for miracles, costs be damned. Would it not be better for lifeists to get separate health insurance — let's call it Miracaid, and it's private of course, as this is the American way — that guarantees doctors will never turn off their life support, no matter how braindead they manage to get?"
via MemeFirst.