a blog with cultural bulimia.

Monday, July 25, 2005


"1. In your social circle, you have at least 3 friends with the same first name, and they are identified by their country of origin. Examples: Brazilian Tony, Spanish Tony, Italian Tony.

4. Over the last ten years, you've been to ten different nightclubs, and they were all in the same room.

5. Over the last three days, you've been to three different parties, with three different names, and they were all in the same room.

8. You know at least five people who claim to have been at The Saint when it closed.

10. You can't name your Congressman, but you can name the last five residencies held by Junior Vasquez.

11. You not only remember where you were on September 11th, you remember who you fucked that night.

12. You think that all of your friends ended up at sex parties during the blackout, but you didn't.

15. You have been in a huge crowd, surrounded by your best friends, having the time of your life....but you decide to leave, in order to beat the line at coat check."

Joe. My. God.: Gothamite Sodomite Identifiers.