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Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Supremes.

Well, I guess we're all excited that President Bush announced his nomination to the Supreme Court, John Roberts. That's right. Bush searched far and wide before he made the risky choice of a white guy in his 50's.
— David Letterman

President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court is extremely important because as you know these are the people who choose the president of the United States.
— Jay Leno

Last night President Bush announced that he was nominating Judge John Roberts to the Supreme Court. Bush said he picked Roberts because he had 'one of the finest legal minds since Matlock.'
— Conan O'Brien

Laugh Lines.