Ex-gay penguin.

"The media called them gay penguins. We referred to them as a same-sex couple. But they're no longer together."

Remember Roy and Silo, the two famous gay penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo? According to the Chicago Tribune they are no longer a pair. Silo has gone straight.

"Roy and Silo were together for six years and brought up a baby penguin. But now Silo has a girlfriend. Roy is hanging. I'm completely distraught." [Andrew Sullivan]

WE are completely distraught!