Dooce on 'The Dog Whisperer' (I love the show too):

I can’t explain my fascination with this show, only that it is ridiculously satisfying to watch people realize for the first time that ohmigod, you mean the Chihuahua that lives in my house is a dog? And that he isn’t going to one day stand up on his hind legs and tell me in English why he likes to bite anyone who knocks on the door? Because I was confused that he hadn’t done that yet.