DON'T KNOW SOCCER: "Citizens of the United States (especially the primarily English speaking ones) you need to get over yourselves about your indifference to this sport or anything else that people outside our country like that you don't."

IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR: Nelly Furtado's new album 'Loose'

SCIENCE HARD AT WORK: Problem: Salt Sticks in the Shaker. Solution: Scientists have made salt granules that are almost round.